Thứ Bảy, 1 tháng 6, 2013

And so it has come to this.

Dear Colleagues,

It is with great sadness that I inform you about the loss of one of our faithful work fellows.

In my rush to do a job quickly instead of safely and efficiently, I jammed the binding machine. Joe tried his best to revive it, but the patient  never recovered. Dr. C. says we have no choice but to pull the plug on the Combbinder 6000.

The machine, which has provided years of dutiful binding service, leaves behind several orphaned spines and covers. Reports are that Combbinder went out with a burst of confetti that won’t be easily forgotten by the IT staff. Or their vacuum.

A private service is being planned. In lieu of flowers, please make donations to the Retired Binding and Folding Machines Foundation.

Murder and/or technocide by willful negligence charges against yours truly are pending.

P.S. Monique – can you order a new machine? Thank you.

Best regards,
The bossfriend contacted the Purchasing Department to ask them to order a new Combbinder 6000 and was inundated with photos of possibilities, none of them an exact match to the Combbinder 6000.

Is that the right model number? We were having lunch in the staff kitchen.

I looked at her wide-eyed. Oh no.

Good thing she has a great sense of humor. 

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